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djewesbury wrote:The one he didn't like was cooked à la Rockefeller.

"What a bizarre thing to do to oysters," says the man.

Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like was raw?

He'll eat most creatures raw. But not plants. Plants need to be cooked. Or, better yet, left out.

djewesbury wrote:Do oysters have a central nervous system? Was the one he didn't like ruined by the presence of an indigestible pearl?

Creature correct. Problem still there.

Yesterday, my husband and I ate a creature which has no central nervous system. I ate six of them, he ate eight, seven of which he liked. What was different about the one he didn't like?

What JDAW1 said, plus Durer.

Having overheard further muttering by a cheeky, and also handsome, man sitting next to me who has been drinking whisky, it might have been invented, or at least published, in 1510 by Heinrich Cornelius Agrippa. Also, the 2×2 corner squares add to 34.

Was it used as a door? Ditto with the Yemeni guess.

It was used as a curtain. Maybe a tent curtain? An Alawite area, of which there are several?

DRT wrote:The winner gets a kiss from the Head Girl.

My husband will indeed get a kiss from the Head Girl.

DRT wrote:

WS1 wrote:

jdaw1 wrote:www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23781044

I don't think so.

For the record, I love exclamation points!!!

-SCP-DFF (AKA Mrs Wiseman)

JDAW is lying. Special permission has not been sought. Miss Wiseman, who has her 7th birthday on the 22nd of March, will not be happy. This is between you and your eldest, Darling Husband. Leave me out of it. Sorry, but I don't really think she'll be too happy. If it was up to me, I'd say no. But if...

You must be joking.

It is not me, the Mrs, who can give permission for this tasting. It's a young Miss Wiseman who might think the 22nd March is an important date.

Good luck, husband. I don't think it's going to go your way. Sophia is a force to be reckoned with.

-SCP-DFF

DRT: You've made my day. You have a way with words. I feel like a Goddess. Also, this has inspired me to really want to meet your Mrs. Does she fall under your spell with the sweet talking? Or is she now immune? Mr W did not tell me about the 26th Feb. There's nothing going on at the Wiseman househo...

Yes, I would love to know the results of this tasting. Olive oil is one of my favourite condiments. I pour it on nearly everything. It's delicious! Also, it's hard to find great quality. They say the acidity of the oil is most important to determine taste and overall quality. I don't buy olive oil t...

I think I should forever be known as SCP-DFF. Any objections?

Awww nebs.

I'm thoroughly relieved that my hubby has such good chums to console him and to also try to keep his mind off of his "tall-slinky-chiropractor-ess".

Phew! I was starting to feel doubtful of your situation, DRT. Good to know that you can now de-stress (if you're in any emergency need) and duck into any nearby pub for a pint. And since I have discovered and now know that there are a lot of pubs in London, this brings me a sense of peace. AHB, are ...

This is how to commit a proper domestic faux pas: Woman: Should we have a party for child's birthday that Saturday? Man: Hmmm? That's the weekend I'm in Portugal so you would have to cope yourself. Woman: Oh! Are you going to Portugal? When do you leave? Man: Eight days before child's birthday. Wom...

Oh the shock! The horror!

Mr Bridgeman, I'm appalled. I'm with the wife. She should still not be talking and conversing with you. She has my FULL support. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, send her to me. I'll comfort her.

Shame on you.

SCP-DFF (AKA Mrs Wiseman).

DRT wrote:I'm in.

Gee, I'm so surprised.



-SCP-DFF

Hurray! My heroic husband has endured hell on earth and has come back home to me with our son safe and sound, super happy and full of energy. Yay!!

Now, Julian needs a drink!

OMG. How is Julian doing this? Is he texting you what he wants to post? He just texted my phone to tell me to go onto this thread. I had no idea what was coming. Poor Julian. He's awaiting his 3rd child anxiously and yet he's in his hell-on-earth: Disneyland Paris. I hope the kids are having fun at ...

Oh please. Yes, guilty as charged. But, I have an excuse. I'm exempt from all previous rules concerning The Biggest Loser. Julian failed to site that reason. Ask him.