In the 1970's I was working and living in a building which I believe was a large private town-house in Georgian times. While cleaning out a vellar to make dark-room I found an old wine-cellar behind a panel off the stairs. Inside were shelves lined with straw and having ceramic labels hanging from chains. I told the owners adn they said throw it all out - the reason for this was the bottles in there were all empty. They had not been drunk - they still had corks and foils on the champagne - the contents had evaporated. All paper labels on bottles had disappeared without trace. However, there were a couple of bottles - missing their labels and with the wax cap disintegrated - that still had liquid.
These anonymous bottles were dark and had seams down the side to show they had been made in a mould. And they had port in them.
It tasted incredible.
The questions are these:
How long for champagne and paper labels to evaporate?
Is there any market for the last full, unopened bottle of port?
I undrstand there is no paperwork to support any of this and I could be making it all up.
But I'm not. Any thoughts?