Port and literature

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Would anyone like to know more?

This is the Dorothy L. Sayers story I promised; and I post this page tonight to whet your appetites. As you can see, Lord Peter Wimsey is not here for this one.

Owen do you know this?

I propose to post a page a day. It's not a long story and it can be your bedtime read for the next two weeks. But this is just a trailer.

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Yes please.
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I am delighted to say I have never heard of it. Now all I need is a bottle of Dow 08 to drink while I read it. Daniel you really are the shiny silver sixpence in my pudding. Can't wait, I bet the mousey niece did it.
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You two make it all worthwhile.
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LGTrotter wrote:I bet the mousey niece did it.
Nonsense. It must have been the house-guest, whose mother had a grievance against our hero’s father (probably a dispute in India about a cask of Malmsey).
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LGTrotter wrote:Daniel you really are the shiny silver sixpence in my pudding.
djewesbury wrote:You two make it all worthwhile.
Are you sure you two are on the correct social media site?
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It was the corkscrew that obscured the evidence....Ah-so!
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DRT wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:Daniel you really are the shiny silver sixpence in my pudding.
djewesbury wrote:You two make it all worthwhile.
Are you sure you two are on the correct social media site?
It is indeed a pleasure to have the old lags back, and of course the newer ones.
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Whoops! Left you hanging there. Here are two pages to make up for it.
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Delightful! I eagerly await the next installment!
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Glenn E. wrote:Delightful! I eagerly await the next installment!
My thoughts exactly. I read it late last night and think I might enjoy being drip fed it. I had heard of the Montague Egg stories before but didn't realise he was a salesman for a wine merchant. I think I might have to invest in the two collections he appears in.

I may have made this point before but I always wonder about the kind of people who work in wine merchants. You rarely get public school educated, double-barrellers working in other areas of grocery but it is common when it comes to selling wine. I wonder why?
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Excellent!
LGTrotter wrote:You rarely get public school educated, double-barrellers working in other areas of grocery but it is common when it comes to selling wine. I wonder why?
Perhaps a convenient trade for the sons of the well-heeled gentlemen who could not quite manage to be lawyers, doctors or commissioned officers to ensure they didn't have to mingle with the great unwashed?
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DRT wrote:Excellent!
LGTrotter wrote:You rarely get public school educated, double-barrellers working in other areas of grocery but it is common when it comes to selling wine. I wonder why?
Perhaps a convenient trade for the sons of the well-heeled gentlemen who could not quite manage to be lawyers, doctors or commissioned officers to ensure they didn't have to mingle with the great unwashed?
Yes, what Derek is trying to say it's a convenient dumping ground for the younger sons and their ilk.
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Is everyone sitting comfortably?

Apologies for breaking off halfway through a sentence. That's what you call a cliffha

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LGTrotter wrote:I may have made this point before but I always wonder about the kind of people who work in wine merchants. You rarely get public school educated, double-barrellers working in other areas of grocery but it is common when it comes to selling wine. I wonder why?
Perhaps those with well-off parents are both more likely to attend a public school, and to have had more experience of fine wine and hence cultivated an interest while young?
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Glenn E. wrote:Delightful! I eagerly await the next installment!
+1 (thank you, Daniel)
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I am enjoying this, but it is difficult trying to not hear the "Dum, dum, da-da-dum..." from Eastenders at the end of each installment :(
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DRT wrote:I am enjoying this, but it is difficult trying to not hear the "Dum, dum, da-da-dum..." from Eastenders at the end of each installment :(
It is exciting isn't it! And I know how it ends!!
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There should really be a TPF scheduling app that would automate the posting of the remaining pages for me.

NB. That is not a serious suggestion.
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This is working so well!!
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djewesbury wrote:This is working so well!!
It is, except for the lack of new page for me to read this morning; I want my fix!
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djewesbury wrote:There should really be a TPF scheduling app that would automate the posting of the remaining pages for me.
Perhaps JDAW could add this functionality to the tasting mat software.

I too am thoroughly enjoying the series.
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.

2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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