Naming competition
Naming competition
This thread is a naming competition. Various Port shippers have decided to bottle old casks, give them a fancy name, and sell them at a fancy price.
The competition is to suggest a fancy name.
If that name is then used by a shipper, that shipper is morally obliged to give a bottle of the lovely juice to the person who named it.
The competition is to suggest a fancy name.
If that name is then used by a shipper, that shipper is morally obliged to give a bottle of the lovely juice to the person who named it.
Re: Naming competition
I’ll go first: Forgotten Forgiven. It was an old cask, left so long that the shipper had, in effect forgotten about it. But the cask itself has forgiven this administrative oversight.
In an oblique font (not italics) to suggest a moving forward past this ancient failure to remember.
In an oblique font (not italics) to suggest a moving forward past this ancient failure to remember.
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I claim "Old Douro".
I refuse to enter the competition to attach a marketing message.
I refuse to enter the competition to attach a marketing message.
"The first duty of Port is to be red"
Ernest H. Cockburn
Ernest H. Cockburn
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Brown sticky stuff
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Great Gramps' pop
or
Not Another One!
or
The Novelty's Worn Off
or
Not Another One!
or
The Novelty's Worn Off
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.
2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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How about "I can't believe it's not dearer" ?
Daniel J.
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Rich Old Dowager
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War(re)ts 'n All
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How about 'Unrealistic Investment'?
Daniel J.
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Ancient <Name of shipper>
or
<Name of shipper>’s Ancient
E.g., Ancient Warre, or Warre’s Ancient.
or
<Name of shipper>’s Ancient
E.g., Ancient Warre, or Warre’s Ancient.
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Old Amber; possibly released as a BOB: "Fine + Rare Old Amber"
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Rare old 1863 port, matured in wood
substitute whatever vintage is required.
substitute whatever vintage is required.
Top Ports in 2023: Taylor 1896 Colheita, b. 2021. A perfect Port.
2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
2024: Niepoort 1900 Colheita, b.1971. A near perfect Port.
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?DRT wrote:Cockburn's Roseola.
Explain!
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For oligarchs only
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Or 'oligarchum'?
Or 'plutocrat'?
I'm getting carried away. I'm a little feverish.
Or 'plutocrat'?
I'm getting carried away. I'm a little feverish.
Daniel J.
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Directors’ Ultra Reserve
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Acquisition
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The winner!jdaw1 wrote:Acquisition
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'Don't radio carbon date me'
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly - W.S. Churchill
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It is not for us to choose a winner, but many of the suggested names have amused me.