Apostrophe crimes

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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 10:10 Fri 08 Apr 2011

JacobH wrote:I think the public interest is best served but substituting the name of the Master and Livery of the Worshipful Company of Glaziers for jdaw1 on the indictment.
Thank you. And I agree that the Master and Livery are very guilty.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

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Re: Apostrophe crimes

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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby DRT » 08:16 Sat 23 Apr 2011

Am I correct in thinking that new heights of pedantry have been reached with the spotting of the use of incorrect curliness?
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Postby jdaw1 » 08:26 Sat 23 Apr 2011

DRT wrote:Am I correct in thinking that new heights of pedantry have been reached with the spotting of the use of incorrect curliness?
Here jdaw1 wrote:
Here Ghandih wrote:include myself among ‘em
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby DRT » 08:41 Sat 23 Apr 2011

Oh well, at least I get half a point for recognising the mistake. :D
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby DRT » 16:46 Wed 18 May 2011

Here an idiot wrote:The Symington's are also producing Dow Bomfim and Cockburn Canais from 2009.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby RAYC » 22:02 Mon 06 Jun 2011

Here Davy's wrote:It is unusual to find a crusted Port from a single vintage.


Not an apostrophe crime (and neither is it strictly incorrect, i suppose), but nevertheless I thought it was worthy of a place somewhere in the meaningless drivel section.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby JacobH » 22:11 Mon 06 Jun 2011

RAYC wrote:Not an apostrophe crime (and neither is it strictly incorrect, i suppose), but nevertheless I thought it was worthy of a place somewhere in the meaningless drivel section.
More than being not strictly incorrect, I would say that statement is entirely correct albeit in the “it is unusual to find a single-varietal crusted Port”-kind-of-way
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 07:41 Tue 07 Jun 2011

JacobH wrote:More than being not strictly incorrect, I would say that statement is entirely correct albeit in the “it is unusual to find a single-varietal crusted Port”-kind-of-way
You “would” say? Under what hypothetical circumstances would you say that? I think you do say it. And say it without a terminating full stop.

And, indeed, were right to say it.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby JacobH » 18:53 Tue 07 Jun 2011

jdaw1 wrote:I think you do say it. And say it without a terminating full stop.
No, not at all. I may have thought, written and posted the comment but have not, yet, said it. Therefore, the conditional is correct: were I to be asked, orally, I would say...

I concede the second point, however.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby Glenn E. » 22:40 Tue 07 Jun 2011

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Here Davy's wrote:It is unusual to find a crusted Port from a single vintage.


Not an apostrophe crime (and neither is it strictly incorrect, i suppose), but nevertheless I thought it was worthy of a place somewhere in the meaningless drivel section.

I would need to review the regulations in detail to be sure, but I believe that the statement is in fact incorrect.

It is not unusual to find a crusted Port from a single vintage. By definition, is it not impossible? In layman's terms, crusted Port is a blend of Vintage Ports from multiple vintages. When bottled from a single vintage it is called Vintage Port.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 23:53 Tue 07 Jun 2011

A Port made to Vintage standards, but not submitted for IVDP approval, is a single-vintage crusted. For example the cork of that which we might wish to call “Cockburn 1977” is branded “Cockburn Crusted”.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby JacobH » 10:25 Wed 08 Jun 2011

I had assumed the definition was similar to Julian’s (though thought that oddities were usually sold as basic rubies). However, reading the regulations suggests the layman’s term is written into law since crusted Port is obtained from “de vinhos de diversos anos”. Interestingly, it is also a requirement that the wine forms a crust on the side of the bottle: “formação de depósito (crosta) na parede da garrafa”. I wonder how the IVDP goes about testing that?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby RAYC » 11:17 Wed 08 Jun 2011

JacobH wrote:More than being not strictly incorrect, I would say that statement is entirely correct albeit in the “it is unusual to find a single-varietal crusted Port”-kind-of-way


jdaw1 wrote:And, indeed, were right to say it.


In any event, I disagree. In context, there is the clear implication that the 2003 Graham's crusted is - unusually - from a single vintage. It is only from a very narrow reading of the statement (ignoring all context) that it could be viewed as entirely correct.

That is an interesting fact about the Cockburn 1977 cork though.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby RAYC » 14:17 Wed 08 Jun 2011

JacobH wrote: Interestingly, it is also a requirement that the wine forms a crust on the side of the bottle: “formação de depósito (crosta) na parede da garrafa”. I wonder how the IVDP goes about testing that?


Is it not safe to assume that a port thats bottled unfiltered/unfined will, as a matter of course, end up depositing a crust?

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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby DRT » 22:50 Wed 08 Jun 2011

RAYC wrote:[Edited to maintain relevance to thread!]
I can't see where the edit gets the thread back to apostrophe crimes. :roll:
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 09:11 Thu 09 Jun 2011

DRT wrote:I can't see where the edit gets the thread back to apostrophe crimes. :roll:
Perhaps because some apostrophe criminals have drunk crusted port.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby Glenn E. » 21:31 Thu 09 Jun 2011

jdaw1 wrote:A Port made to Vintage standards, but not submitted for IVDP approval, is a single-vintage crusted. For example the cork of that which we might wish to call “Cockburn 1977” is branded “Cockburn Crusted”.

I don't believe that the cork from a bottle that is not approved for sale can be considered evidence one way or the other.

It is my understanding that Jacob is correct - a Port that would otherwise be a Vintage Port, but which lacks proper authorization, can only be sold as a ruby Port.
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby DRT » 23:56 Thu 09 Jun 2011

Can someone please post the legal definition of Crusted Port?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby JacobH » 09:19 Fri 10 Jun 2011

DRT wrote:Can someone please post the legal definition of Crusted Port?

Regulamento nº 242 de 2010, de 15 de Março wrote:Vinho do Porto com características organolépticas de elevada qualidade, retinto e encorpado, no momento do engarrafamento, de aroma e paladar finos, obtido por lotação de vinhos de diversos anos de forma a se obter complementaridade de características organolépticas, cujas características peculiares levam à formação de depósito (crosta) na parede da garrafa onde se efectua parte do estágio e reconhecido pelo IVDP, IP com direito ao uso da designação nos termos dos números seguintes.


The requirements for it to have “características organolépticas de elevada qualidade” are the same as all special categories (except Ruby Reserve which just requires “muito boa qualidade”). My dictionary tells me that “retinito e encorpado” means “red and full-bodied”--also a requirement for Vintage and LBV and having “aroma e paladar finos” is quite common, too. The peculiar requirements seem to be that it is a blend from several years and that it forms a crust on the side of the bottle.

It may, of course, be that the definition in 1977 was different; I think Tom has said that early Malvedos vintages were sold as Graham’s Crusteds.

RAYC wrote:Is it not safe to assume that a port thats bottled unfiltered/unfined will, as a matter of course, end up depositing a crust?
I suppose so, but why not just specify that it should be unfiltered? And how can they tell that the crust will form on the sides of the bottle and not the base?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby JacobH » 09:20 Fri 10 Jun 2011

DRT wrote:
RAYC wrote:[Edited to maintain relevance to thread!]
I can't see where the edit gets the thread back to apostrophe crimes. :roll:
I thought in Meaningless Drivel relevance was irrelevant, as it were?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby AHB » 17:46 Tue 14 Jun 2011

This has become a meaningful discussion. Could a kind Admin perhaps split the Crusted discussion into the Port Conversations forum?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 19:32 Tue 14 Jun 2011

I think it too intertwined with meaninglessness to be split. Perhaps you could start a new thread with a post quoting the relevant bits of what has been said, discussion continuing there?
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Postby jdaw1 » 14:41 Sun 26 Jun 2011

Here PhilW wrote:which is remarkable given it's current age...
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