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The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:49 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
The Rules
  • Exactly five words in each post (after this one).
  • Somebody else must post before you do so again.
  • The object is to produce a (semi-)coherent story.
  • Long rambling sentences are acceptable.
  • Don’t forget to punctuate.
  • Write good English, grammatical, correctly spelt.
  • Keep it clean.
  • Before posting, do check that you have read to the end that you aren’t looking at a non-terminal page.
  • Very rarely, somebody may post a ‘Story so far’, inside quote tags (as well as a five-word continuation). Please, never more than once per page.
  • If you must make an administrative comment, do so in [square brackets] underneath your five-word story extension.
  • Idea taken from this password-protected thread, totalling about 3½k posts since Wed 01 May 2002.
I’ll start:

Having decanted the older port,

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:52 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
Baron Forrester decided that he

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:53 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
should fill his pockets with

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:57 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
Cockburn 1847 branded corks. He

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:58 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
, much to his mother’s dismay,

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 00:59 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
had not cleaned his bedroom

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 01:01 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
of empty bottles and pipes

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 01:04 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
before going to see his

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 01:06 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
wine cellar and its skeletons.

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 01:19 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by Andy Velebil
But what he found instead

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 03:13 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by Glenn E.
was that the door to

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 05:35 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by RonnieRoots
the cork room was wide

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 06:39 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by benread
open, with an intriguing smell

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 07:56 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
of an old Taylor colheita,

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 09:21 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by Alex Bridgeman
coming from behind an ancient

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 10:43 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
wardrobe with a glass door

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 10:54 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
. Long ago the glass had

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 11:02 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
been painted black inside so

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 13:15 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by Alex Bridgeman
the equipment inside was hidden

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 14:42 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
, but the corking machine was

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 15:03 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
making a strange groaning sound.

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 21:53 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
‟The younger port: where did

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 21:59 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by DRT
he put it?" groaned the

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 23:06 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by benread
young maiden as she was

Re: The Five Word Novel

Posted: 23:11 Mon 07 Mar 2011
by jdaw1
watched quietly by the Baron.