
Rules
1. First, the child must be decanted. This will be announced in this thread.
2. Second, participants are to open and decant a bottle of fine port. The port, being ‟fine”, is therefore non-1975 vintage or a good colheita or a garrafeira.
3. Third, there is no rule three.
4. Fourth, drink said port, toasting the child, whose sex and name will also be announced here.
(Doffs hat to Ben Read, whose idea this was.)