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At the off-line in London two weeks ago I dragged a bottle along. As it happens it was a bottle that my Mother won in a raffle along with some undrinkable whisky and a flagon of minging cider.

General consensus was that it was weak, watery and unpleasant; but better than Cockburn's Ruby. This is a shame as guess what your next level is. As people have reached certain levels already it goes like this:

• 0 - Cruz Ruby
  10 - Cheap Ruby
  25 - Cockburn's Ruby
  50 - Fonseca Bin 27
  75 - Warre's Warrior
  100 - Fonseca LBV
  150 - Taylor's LBV
  200 - Quinta do Noval LBV
  250 - Niepoort LBV
  300 - Warre's Traditional LBV
  400 - Graham's The Tawny
  500 - Warre's Otima 10 year old Tawny
  600 - Warre's Otima 11 Year Old Tawny

You may notice a slight descrepency at the end where a bit of rogue adminsitration generated an illegal port level. The perpetrator has since disappeared without trace. Let that be a warning to you all.

Who was it? Let me know and I will delete them at once

Derek

I see that the culprit has now been punished

I've just noticed that my status is now Martinez VP 1985

I hope Alan isn't too jealous

Derek

Pay Attention Derek

I was involved in that discussion

Am I in a time-warp?

Please note that the Devil has attacked KillerB.

admin wrote:Please note that the Devil has attacked KillerB.

I have no idea what that means but suspect Jdaw is involved.

D

I also had no idea, considered asking, and then thought better of it. But I’m flattered to be blamed.

OK, ruined now. What you should have been looking at, considering the thread that we are in, was the post count and the level.

Gone now.

With this post, I'm Niepoort 1977

Derek

And I have now sashayed onto Graham's Malvedos 1996 - pretty good stuff.

And a nose ahead of Conky, I’m “Martinez Vintage Port 1985†.

Are you really going to do one word a post?

Yes!


and I've got to start again now.....

That would be very tedious. Have something to say before saying it. This isn’t MD, you know.

Jules,

If I want to take 3 Posts to write, 'it wont last' and say on the last one 'See, it didn't, I'm now M85' that's my prerogative.
The fact that you find it tedious, boring, weak, or whatever other words you have used previously, is your issue.
It's only when everyone agrees with you, that it will stop. (it was a technical mistake when Axel thanked you for running 'your' Forum)

Now you know how often everyone agrees with you?

So take a chill pill, as I did before constructing this Post.

Alan.

Play nicely now

admin wrote:Play nicely now

...and no fooling around with Ranks. That would be childish.

Conky, you forget that I’m not allowed to use emoticons. You have to guess when to pretend they’re there.

I never said you couldn't. Just advised you shouldn't. I should have used one to get my point across better

KillerB wrote:And I have now sashayed onto Graham's Malvedos 1996 - pretty good stuff.

Didn't I just see you in a Big Girl's Blouse?

I need alcohol....it's a lot easier to deal with folk when you've got a warm glow...