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The man is on a roll.

Posted: 23:04 Thu 03 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
The man is on a roll.

Oh no he’s not, he’s dieting.

JDAW’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 03:03 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
In reading an old TPF thread, I found an apostrophe crime by me. A space where there should have been a right single apostrophe. By me.

Oh the shame of it. Excuse me whilst I go flagellate myself.

Posted: 10:37 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by DRT
Please provide a helpful link.

…Conky would derive pleasure from finding it himse

Posted: 14:20 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
No. I thought Conky would derive pleasure from finding it himself.

Posted: 15:38 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by DRT
How would Conky recognise an apostrophe error?

Finding jdaw1’s apostrophe crime

Posted: 16:12 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
That’s the point. Knowing there is one, with the clues I gave above, he would derive a sense of great satisfaction from finding it. (Which he might have to do using his new grammar checker, but, nonetheless.)

Conky’s missing apostrophes

Posted: 23:06 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8393#8393]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Fairs fair, I cant remember whether it was brown sauce or red sauce.
Two missing apostrophes.

Conky’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 23:07 Mon 07 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8395#8395]Here[/url] Conky wrote:What a shame you cant come over this side of the Pond. You can put up with our Julian, and you like your Chip Butties...you'd fit right in.

(You can talk crap until the early hours, of course, cant you?)
Two more.

Re: Conky’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 12:58 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by DRT

Posted: 13:35 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by Luc
I found the apostrophe errors !!!
Am I improving or do I have a keener insight into Meaningless drivel . . .

You found my old error? Or you now see Conky’s?

Posted: 14:16 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
You found my old error? Or you now see Conky’s?

Posted: 14:33 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by Luc
Both !!!!
I'm so excited . . . I think I'll break wind . :roll: :roll:

The you should quote my error…

Posted: 14:40 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
The you should quote my error, in the format now blessed by its antiquity.

Posted: 16:24 Tue 08 Jan 2008
by Luc
I would quote , but just came off the night shift .
Bonne nuit !!

jdaw1’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 05:14 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8775#8775]Here[/url] jdaw1 wrote:Normally I don’t criticise the punctuation of those whose first language isnt English.
What is wrong with me this week? Even my previous post to this thread missed an ‟n”. I think I have major 1966 deprivation. How could this be cured, I wonder?

Posted: 08:59 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by KillerB
Damn - beat me to it

Posted: 09:57 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by Conky
I doubt it, but you may be developing a human side!

Hope the Collective 'isnt' too upset.

Posted: 14:03 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by Luc
I also have '63 & '66 deprivation .
Could this cloud my judgement in Drivel matters ?

no covering up

Posted: 14:24 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
KillerB wrote:Damn - beat me to it
I saw it after Luc had quoted it, so there was no covering up (‟up there was no covering” would be horrible). A quick admission felt like the cheapest escape.

Re: no covering up

Posted: 16:48 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by Alex Bridgeman
jdaw1 wrote:...so there was no covering up (“up there was no covering† would be horrible).
How about "so no covering up was possible" and using "to cover up" as a compound verb?

Re: no covering up

Posted: 16:53 Fri 11 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
AHB wrote:so no covering up was possible
That works. Thank you.

Conky's three-in-one

Posted: 13:24 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by DRT
Here
Conky wrote:Fairs, fair.
and
They will now see that its not all about a few nerds
and
hyperactive Brides Mothers
Deputy Sheriff

Posted: 13:26 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by Conky
I think you should set up a Club.

Its a good idea isnt it!!!

torch from my failing hands

Posted: 13:28 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
I have been so sloppy myself in the last week I felt that it would be inappropriate to act on these which I did see. But I am glad to see that Derek T. has taken the torch from my failing hands.

Posted: 13:32 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by DRT
Alan,

Following jdaws normal rule I will refrain from reporting intentional crimes, such as the one in your post above.

jdaw,

You can have the torch back when you are feeling better. Or on Monday, whichever happens first.

Was that intentional? Not obviously.

Posted: 13:38 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
Derek T. wrote:Following jdaws normal rule
Was that intentional? Not obviously.

Posted: 13:45 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by DRT
No. But as English is not my native language it doesn't count :wink:

Posted: 13:47 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by Luc
Hey , I'm I involved in something here ?
Does It involve Port & Punctuation ?

Posted: 14:22 Sat 12 Jan 2008
by KillerB
Luc wrote:Hey , I'm I involved in something here ?
Does It involve Port & Punctuation ?
Is that the missing Jane Austen novel?

Posted: 05:32 Sun 13 Jan 2008
by Luc
KillerB wrote:
Luc wrote:Hey , I'm I involved in something here ?
Does It involve Port & Punctuation ?
Is that the missing Jane Austen novel?
Hard to believe that Jane Austen and Austen Powers were related . . .

Posted: 10:21 Sun 13 Jan 2008
by DRT
Are they both related to Steve Austin of Bionic Man fame?

Posted: 11:13 Sun 13 Jan 2008
by Conky
Derek,

As you have made mistakes in Posts, in the rush to correct my apostrophe crimes, and now you're making apostrophe mistakes in this thread, it has only just dawned on me....

Well done Agent Turnbull, the mission is going well, the whole place will crumble and fall shortly.

Alan

Posted: 11:19 Sun 13 Jan 2008
by DRT
Conky wrote:Derek,

As you have made mistakes in Posts, in the rush to correct my apostrophe crimes, and now you're making apostrophe mistakes in this thread, it has only just dawned on me....

Well done Agent Turnbull, the mission is going well, the whole place will crumble and fall shortly.

Alan
Actually, it's "Turnbull, Double Agent Turnbull - shaken but difficult to stir"

:lol:

Agent ‘W’ reporting for duty sir.

Posted: 00:47 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
{Very nasal accent} Agent ‘W’ reporting for duty sir.

[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8934#8934]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Well done Agent Turnbull, the mission is going well, the whole place will crumble and fall shortly.
Back from a weekend away: am I allowed to object to the second comma? It should be at least a semi-colon, or maybe even a full colon.

ADV’s extra apostrophe

Posted: 00:48 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8934#8934]Here[/url] ADV wrote:I once used it to remove paint from a counter top then made maragrita's with it

Conky’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 00:48 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8924#8924]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Shouldn't you delete our new friends Email address from the open Forum asap.

Re: Conky’s missing apostrophe

Posted: 01:15 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by Conky
jdaw1 wrote:
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=8924#8924]Here[/url] Conky wrote:Shouldn't you delete our new friends Email address from the open Forum asap.
Thanks Jules, I uncritically try to rectify an innocent mistake of yours, and get it highlighted as a mistake!

I suppose you're back!

Gonzales Byass

Posted: 02:23 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by jdaw1

Posted: 10:46 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by Alex Bridgeman
Well I can't see Gonzales Byass' apostrophe error. Can anyone else (apart from Julian)?

Alex

Posted: 10:48 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by Alex Bridgeman
Now I've found it - "Spains Dry Sherry"

Posted: 10:54 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by DRT
Gonzalez Byass wrote:Spains dry sherry

Posted: 10:56 Mon 14 Jan 2008
by DRT
Damn :evil: - someone interupted me and I didn't hit the submit button before AHB spotted it.

Derek

a four-times repeated grammatical error

Posted: 17:15 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
Not an apostrophe crime, but a four-times repeated grammatical error.
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=9114#9114]Here[/url] Derek T. wrote:One of four bottles purchased from Uncle Tom by Derek T in December 2007. The total cost of £180 was subsequently shared equally by Conky, KillerB, Overtired & emotional and Derek T. The latter of whom takes credit for the contribution of this bottle to the line-up.
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=9113#9113]Here[/url] Derek T. wrote:One of four bottles purchased from Uncle Tom by Derek T in December 2007. The total cost of £180 was subsequently shared equally by Derek T, Conky, Overtired & emotional and KillerB. The latter of whom takes credit for the contribution of this bottle to the line-up.
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=9112#9112]Here[/url] Derek T. wrote:One of four bottles purchased from Uncle Tom by Derek T in December 2007. The total cost of £180 was subsequently shared equally by Derek T, KillerB, Overtired & emotional and Conky. The latter of whom takes credit for the contribution of this bottle to the line-up.
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=9111#9111]Here[/url] Derek T. wrote:One of four bottles purchased from Uncle Tom by Derek T in December 2007. The total cost of £180 was subsequently shared equally by Derek T, Conky, KillerB and Overtired & emotional. The latter of whom takes credit for the contribution of this bottle to the line-up.
What’s the error?

Posted: 17:31 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by KillerB
'Latter' should be 'Last' as there are more than two.

Very good. Anything else?

Posted: 17:34 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
Very good. Anything else?

Re: Very good. Anything else?

Posted: 17:37 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by KillerB
jdaw1 wrote:Very good. Anything else?
You would prefer semi-colons.

Re: Very good. Anything else?

Posted: 17:56 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
KillerB wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:Very good. Anything else?
You would prefer semi-colons.
No. Commas fine.

Re: Very good. Anything else?

Posted: 18:26 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by KillerB
jdaw1 wrote:
KillerB wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:Very good. Anything else?
You would prefer semi-colons.
No. Commas fine.
Equally by rather than between?

Posted: 18:29 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by DRT
jdaw1 wrote:Anything else?
According to MS Word 'whom' should be 'who'

jdaw1 wrote:a four-times repeated grammatical error
A more precise description would be 'a grammatical error that was copied and pasted three times'

Derek

Comma error

Posted: 18:31 Wed 16 Jan 2008
by jdaw1
The total cost of £180 was subsequently shared equally by Derek T, Conky, KillerB and Overtired & emotional, the last of whom takes credit for the contribution of this bottle to the line-up.

MS = The digital devil.