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Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:19 Sat 13 Oct 2012
by DRT
Re: Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 17:00 Sat 13 Oct 2012
by Glenn E.
Potentially three. Both uses of "Fed's" could theoretically be correct with changing uses of Fed as an abbreviation.
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Re: Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 07:23 Mon 15 Oct 2012
by Alex Bridgeman
Glenn E. wrote:
Potentially three. Both uses of "Fed's" could theoretically be correct with changing uses of Fed as an abbreviation.
In which case only one.
Re: Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 07:46 Mon 15 Oct 2012
by RAYC
AHB wrote:Glenn E. wrote:
Potentially three. Both uses of "Fed's" could theoretically be correct with changing uses of Fed as an abbreviation.
In which case only one.
I can see how the first one might be correct (if "Fed" is the abbreviated form of "Federal Bureau of Investigation") but can't see how the second could be.
Re: Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 07:51 Mon 15 Oct 2012
by Alex Bridgeman
RAYC wrote:AHB wrote:Glenn E. wrote:
Potentially three. Both uses of "Fed's" could theoretically be correct with changing uses of Fed as an abbreviation.
In which case only one.
I can see how the first one might be correct (if "Fed" is the abbreviated form of "Federal Bureau of Investigation") but can't see how the second could be.
I could concede that. If Fed was the abbreviation for Federal Bureau of Investigation then the second reference ought to be Fed'd - although I am sure that alternatives to the inelegant Fed'd must be possible.
Re: Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 22:27 Mon 15 Oct 2012
by Glenn E.
AHB wrote:RAYC wrote:AHB wrote:Glenn E. wrote:
Potentially three. Both uses of "Fed's" could theoretically be correct with changing uses of Fed as an abbreviation.
In which case only one.
I can see how the first one might be correct (if "Fed" is the abbreviated form of "Federal Bureau of Investigation") but can't see how the second could be.
I could concede that. If Fed was the abbreviation for Federal Bureau of Investigation then the second reference ought to be Fed'd - although I am sure that alternatives to the inelegant Fed'd must be possible.
I'm not quite sure what I was thinking. It had to do with the slang term "federales" but upon further review that still doesn't work. So two.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 22:48 Sun 04 Nov 2012
by jdaw1
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:26 Mon 05 Nov 2012
by jdaw1
It’s not just me.
The FT, in a commentary entitled [url=http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6715a098-1eb6-11e2-be82-00144feabdc0.html]If you want a job, learn your it’s and its[/url], wrote:When an email arrives with a misplaced apostrophe ”“ ‟the government needs to change it’s approach”, or a similar abomination ”“ I tend to discount everything that comes afterwards.
I am not alone. Kyle Wiens, co-founder of iFixit and Dozuki, two US technology companies, says he refuses to hire people for the same reason. ‟If it takes someone more than 20 years to notice how to properly use ‘it’s’, then that’s not a learning curve I’m comfortable with,” he wrote in a Harvard Business Review blog.
Some may object, not because they disagree with his sentiment but because his own sentence contains a split infinitive and ends with a preposition.
Continued in
the FT.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:41 Mon 05 Nov 2012
by RAYC
jdaw1 wrote:It’s not just me.
The FT, in a commentary entitled [url=http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6715a098-1eb6-11e2-be82-00144feabdc0.html]If you want a job, learn your it’s and its[/url], wrote:When an email arrives with a misplaced apostrophe ”“ ‟the government needs to change it’s approach”, or a similar abomination ”“ I tend to discount everything that comes afterwards.
I am not alone. Kyle Wiens, co-founder of iFixit and Dozuki, two US technology companies, says he refuses to hire people for the same reason. ‟If it takes someone more than 20 years to notice how to properly use ‘it’s’, then that’s not a learning curve I’m comfortable with,” he wrote in a Harvard Business Review blog.
Some may object, not because they disagree with his sentiment but because his own sentence contains a split infinitive and ends with a preposition.
Continued in
the FT.
does anyone apart from Rowan Atkinson really object to split infinitives any more?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:57 Mon 05 Nov 2012
by jdaw1
RAYC wrote:does anyone apart from Rowan Atkinson really object to split infinitives any more?
Sometimes the best phrasing splits the infinitive. But if there is as good a phrasing without, then I prefer not to do so.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 14:49 Mon 05 Nov 2012
by Alex Bridgeman
RAYC wrote:jdaw1 wrote:It’s not just me.
The FT, in a commentary entitled [url=http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6715a098-1eb6-11e2-be82-00144feabdc0.html]If you want a job, learn your it’s and its[/url], wrote:When an email arrives with a misplaced apostrophe ”“ ‟the government needs to change it’s approach”, or a similar abomination ”“ I tend to discount everything that comes afterwards.
I am not alone. Kyle Wiens, co-founder of iFixit and Dozuki, two US technology companies, says he refuses to hire people for the same reason. ‟If it takes someone more than 20 years to notice how to properly use ‘it’s’, then that’s not a learning curve I’m comfortable with,” he wrote in a Harvard Business Review blog.
Some may object, not because they disagree with his sentiment but because his own sentence contains a split infinitive and ends with a preposition.
Continued in
the FT.
does anyone apart from Rowan Atkinson really object to split infinitives any more?
I thought the horror of a split infinitive disappeared in 1966 when the first episode of Star Trek aired. Now it seems to routinely split an infinitive is accepted in everyday English.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 17:57 Mon 05 Nov 2012
by jdaw1
AHB wrote:I thought the horror of a split infinitive disappeared in 1966 when the first episode of Star Trek aired. Now it seems to routinely split an infinitive is accepted in everyday English.
Not one that I would have split: ‟to split an infinitive routinely”, or, slightly less good, ‟routinely to split an infinitive”.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:10 Wed 21 Nov 2012
by jdaw1
The Old Lady of Threadneedle Street!? Is nothing sacred?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:17 Wed 21 Nov 2012
by RAYC
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:18 Wed 21 Nov 2012
by DRT
RAYC wrote:One from the archives:
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That was before I was educated by my mentor.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 17:44 Thu 31 Jan 2013
by RAYC
oops....
jdaw1 wrote:
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 22:06 Thu 31 Jan 2013
by jdaw1
1997-1999 confusion: oops.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 12:11 Sun 03 Feb 2013
by RAYC
Submitted for adjudication:
PhilW wrote:- "some 83" (since it's now 30yrs old, the underlooked birthday cousin of 63)
My current office mate, who was born in October 1983 (so not too dissimilar to the time that the grape juice was fortified and became "port"), informs me that she is very definitely not 30 until later this year!
(indeed, she apparently has fully a further 6% of her adult life to live before turning 30)
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 12:55 Sun 03 Feb 2013
by jdaw1
I would not have complained.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 14:06 Sun 03 Feb 2013
by DRT
jdaw1 wrote:I would not have complained.
About what? A 29 year old woman being pedantic or two missing apostrophes?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:55 Sat 16 Mar 2013
by PhilW
DRT wrote:Probably too much to hope that legislation will be past to make 1970 VP cheap.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:43 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by DRT
PhilW wrote:DRT wrote:Probably too much to hope that legislation will be past to make 1970 VP cheap.
Not guilty.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:48 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by PhilW
DRT wrote:PhilW wrote:DRT wrote:Probably too much to hope that legislation will be past to make 1970 VP cheap.
Not guilty.
"past" vs "passed"
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 08:49 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by jdaw1
PhilW wrote:DRT wrote:Probably too much to hope that legislation will be past to make 1970 VP cheap.
I had decided to be merciful maybe I’m growing soft in my dotage.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 12:50 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by DRT
PhilW wrote:DRT wrote:PhilW wrote:DRT wrote:Probably too much to hope that legislation will be past to make 1970 VP cheap.
Not guilty.
"past" vs "passed"
I was charged with an apostrophe crime but made a spelling error. The prosecution has presented its case to the wrong court. Case dismissed

Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 12:56 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by jdaw1
DRT wrote:I was charged with an apostrophe crime but made a spelling error. The prosecution has presented its case to the wrong court. Case dismissed

So there is ancient precedent.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:17 Sun 17 Mar 2013
by DRT
jdaw1 wrote:DRT wrote:I was charged with an apostrophe crime but made a spelling error. The prosecution has presented its case to the wrong court. Case dismissed

So there is ancient precedent.

Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 09:13 Mon 18 Mar 2013
by PhilW
DRT wrote:jdaw1 wrote:DRT wrote:I was charged with an apostrophe crime but made a spelling error. The prosecution has presented its case to the wrong court. Case dismissed

So there is ancient precedent.

More a homophone crime than "spelling error" - I could start a "homophone crimes" thread, but fear it might be misunderstood. Need more port.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 18:32 Fri 10 May 2013
by jdaw1
The BBC reports that
11-year-olds face new grammar test in Sats. The government Standards & Testing Agency has even published
an example test, only one of the questions of which bothered me. Which? (It is obvious.) Why?
This question is too hard for Americans, who shouldn’t bother.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 21:29 Fri 10 May 2013
by djewesbury
Surely not the split infinitive in Q42..?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 22:56 Sat 11 May 2013
by Alex Bridgeman
djewesbury wrote:Surely not the split infinitive in Q42..?
Probably - and that does really grate - but could it also be the use of "inverted commas" in question 39...or was it just me that was taught to call these speech marks?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:01 Sat 11 May 2013
by jdaw1
With English punctuation, there is an ambiguity about whether the full stop (a.k.a. ‟period”) should be inside or outside the quotation marks, depending on what was originally said.
Fowler defends some split infinitives. They bother me less than the ending of a sentence, or even a main clause, with a preposition.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:09 Sat 11 May 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Fowler defends some split infinitives.
I always understood that this was something that arose from the transfer of Latin grammar to English; so whilst it can sound ugly to split one's infinitive, it's actually solecistic to call it 'wrong'. Just because you can't do it in Latin, doesn't make it wrong in English..
They bother me less than the ending of a sentence, or even a main clause, with a preposition.
An abomination up with which you will not put?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:11 Sat 11 May 2013
by djewesbury
Sorry, I should be doing my homework..
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:19 Sat 11 May 2013
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:An abomination up with which you will not put?
An intolerable abomination.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:18 Sun 12 May 2013
by Alex Bridgeman
I am told by one who teaches the topic that there are several inconsistencies between the way in which adverbs and adjectives are used in the paper and the manner in which the syllabus requires their use to be taught.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:58 Sun 12 May 2013
by djewesbury
But the thing is it's all being taught, out of context, to children too young to really understand it.. Far better to teach / examine grammar through texts than through daft exercises like this. I think. Parts of speech are determined by use - the example AHB gives is particularly interesting in that regard.
Does anybody else remember hunting gerunds in the summer term...?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 21:50 Sun 12 May 2013
by RAYC
Slightly odd use of apostrophe
here...doesn't seem right to me but maybe i'm being dense
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:42 Mon 13 May 2013
by jdaw1
The BBC, in an article entitled [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22403731]Apostrophe now: Bad grammar and the people who hate it[/url], wrote:Children are again to be subject to a rigorous examination in grammar. But why does it make adults so cross when other adults break the rules?
A new grammar and spelling test arrives in primary schools in England this week. It is the first time in a while that such emphasis has been put on grammar.
Some of the questions will seem straightforward for adults, such as where to place a comma or a colon in a sentence. But other aspects - identifying different types of adverbs or distinguishing between subordinating and co-ordinating connectives - might raise eyebrows.
Grammar is not just an educational issue. For some adults, it can sabotage friendships and even romantic relationships.
The research arm of dating site OKCupid looked at 500,000 first contacts and concluded that "netspeak, bad grammar and bad spelling are huge turn-offs". The biggest passion killers were "ur", "r", "u", "ya" and "cant". Also damaging to online suitors were "luv" and "wat".
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 14:38 Mon 13 May 2013
by jdaw1
Sackcloth and ashes.

Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 15:20 Mon 13 May 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Sackcloth and ashes.

100 lines I think.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 15:41 Mon 13 May 2013
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:100 lines I think.
I must make fewer mistakes, and those I make must be less serious.
I must make fewer mistakes, and those I make must be less serious.
I must make fewer mistakes, and those I make must be less serious.
I must make fewer mistakes, and those I make must be less serious.
I must make fewer mistakes, and those I make must be less serious.
Etc.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:08 Tue 14 May 2013
by jdaw1
In
the BBC’s grammar quiz I scored 8/10. One question had an error (but easily seen); one I was plain wrong; and one the machine said that I was wrong but that still isn’t obvious to me.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 14:59 Tue 14 May 2013
by LGTrotter
Never mind, I only made 5/10.
In the words of Gore Vidal;
'It is not enough to suceed, others must fail'.
Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 15:04 Tue 14 May 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:In
the BBC’s grammar quiz I scored 8/10. One question had an error (but easily seen); one I was plain wrong; and one the machine said that I was wrong but that still isn’t obvious to me.
10/10!! How might I assist you...?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 15:52 Tue 14 May 2013
by RAYC
BBC grammar quiz wrote:"I'd like to introduce you to my sister Clara, who lives in Madrid, to Benedict, my brother who doesn't, and to my only other sibling, Hilary."
Personally i think there's enough grey area in this one to make their insistence that there is a correct answer rather shaky.
"my brother who doesn't" could easily be there as a linguistic flourish, and it strikes me that the argument re: insertion of a comma before "who doesn't" could equally be applied to the phrase "my sister Clara" (i.e. "my sister, Clara").
Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 16:19 Tue 14 May 2013
by djewesbury
But in written speech those answers are technically correct... The commas operate as parentheses, separating clauses out and joining others together. In some ways misplaced commas annoy me more than misused apostrophes. I do agree that the 'brother who doesn't' is both ugly and a poor example; and I don't think there's anyone who would really read the sentence to mean what they claim. So it's a question of style vs clarity. Here they have neither.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 16:26 Tue 14 May 2013
by jdaw1
RAYC wrote:Personally i think there's enough grey area in this one to make their insistence that there is a correct answer rather shaky.
jdaw1 wrote:and one the machine said that I was wrong but that still isn’t obvious to me.
We agree.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 16:44 Tue 14 May 2013
by djewesbury
Well never mind that, what about this.. From the BBC..
"Jewellery belonging to Italian film star Gina Lollobrigida are due to go on sale at an auction in Geneva."
Plural??
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 17:06 Tue 14 May 2013
by djewesbury
And one more thing..
The question about semi-colons would have the entire oeuvre of Virginia Woolf dismissed as 'wrong'. Which would be a shame.