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Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:37 Thu 20 Aug 2015
by AW77
jdaw1 wrote:AW77 wrote:Separately, the use of “DMGs” is painful. Why is the ‘G’ capitalised? Indeed, why is it there at all?
I think this acronym is here to increase the already high number of abbreviations in the wine world. We wouldn't want to let everyone know so easily what we are talking about, would we?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 01:07 Thu 20 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
Whenever you find yourself thinking of using “DMG”, instead write “½Imp”.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:08 Tue 25 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
Gothenburg. The pub at my hotel. Not their first language, you plead in mitigation. But somehow, for some reason, this seems more wrong as a result. (Perhaps, on reflection, I should be trying harder to ingratiate myself?)
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 20:03 Tue 25 Aug 2015
by PopulusTremula
Nah, let'em have it i say! Both barrels. It being a franchise (or summit) with multiple outlets makes it more of a crime.
They do serve ok beer but obviously this pales in comparison with the signage problem.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 20:44 Tue 25 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
PopulusTremula wrote:They do serve ok beer but obviously this pales in comparison with the signage problem.
No. Serving good beer is more important.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 21:07 Tue 25 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:PopulusTremula wrote:They do serve ok beer but obviously this pales in comparison with the signage problem.
No. Serving good beer is more important.
WHAT??? Something is more important than bad grammar in signs??
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 18:58 Sat 29 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
“Items Prohibited In The Aircraft Cabin … Sharp Objects … Blunt Objects …”. Oh. So, everything.
Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 23:45 Sun 30 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Side question for Daniel: what affect will this thread have on the
1975 horizontal?
DRT wrote:'m hoping it doesn't become the route for the Gentleman's Triathlon
Shame on both of you.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:18 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
Please sir, a young student seeks education. What is my sin†?
† This is a family-friendly forum — make full use of the context in which the question is asked.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:19 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
Did you mean to use the word 'affect'?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:21 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:Did you mean to use the word 'affect'?
As in, changing something, perhaps slightly? Yes.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:25 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
No. You used a noun: affect. This is a word used by psychologists and refers to emotional states. Please reconsider.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:26 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
And please learn the different usages of the noun and verb forms of 'affect' and 'effect'.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 00:35 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:And please learn the different usages of the noun and verb forms of 'affect' and 'effect'.
I was unaware that the noun was so different to the verb. Thank you—your reprimand will affect my usage of the word.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 06:00 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:DRT wrote:'m hoping it doesn't become the route for the Gentleman's Triathlon
Is this a singular/plural thing?
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 09:25 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
I might have written “Gentlemen’s Triathlon”, but I might have written much as you did. Doubtless teacher will explain.
Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 09:53 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
"Gentleman's Triathlon" is clearly a solecism when events are commonly described as "Women's Ashes" or "Men's 100 metres".
Please don't compound this with Jesuitical, self-serving, hair-splitting arguments. You are both admins and meant to be showing an example around here. Let that be the end of it.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:25 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:"Gentleman's Triathlon" is clearly a solecism
An athlete might indeed take such a dim view of the idea. That need not concern us three.
djewesbury wrote:"Gentleman's Triathlon" is clearly a solecism when events are commonly described as "Women's Ashes" or "Men's 100 metres".
Was this sentence proof-read?
djewesbury wrote:Please don't compound this with Jesuitical, self-serving, hair-splitting arguments.
Self-serving ignorance: this is exactly the place for hair-splitting arguments.
djewesbury wrote:You are both admins and meant to be showing an example around here.
The example we are setting is the willingness to learn.
djewesbury wrote:Let that be the end of it.
Hallelujah. (Is that Jesuitical?)
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:36 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
Good. Then I'm right, and all this shilly-shallying in your self-justifying quote-a-thon is merely time-wasting.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 10:38 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
And no, Hallelujah is not Jesuitical. Minus 100 points. And you have to submit a report on the religious exegesis in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by the start of the new term.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 11:27 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:Hallelujah is not Jesuitical.
Thought not. Far too loud. I realise that this is naughtily relying on secondary sources which might be obsolete, but my vision of the Jesuits is entirely
Zurbaránesque.
djewesbury wrote:Minus 100 points.
Ooh, it is becoming difficult to double my score.
djewesbury wrote:And you have to submit a report on the religious exegesis in A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by the start of the new term.
A century ago Dublin was steeped in Catholic guilt; in this era Ireland votes for gay marriage. A century ago Beirut and Damascus were playgrounds of the rich and decadent; in this era they have retreated to anti-superstitious superstition. London and only London is unchangingly quiet in its just restraint, the stalwart inhabitants of which drink thirty- to fifty-year-old Port in moderation. That is, in moderately large quantities. This is what matters.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 11:45 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by DRT
DRT wrote:djewesbury wrote:DRT wrote:'m hoping it doesn't become the route for the Gentleman's Triathlon
Is this a singular/plural thing?
djewesbury wrote:"Gentleman's Triathlon" is clearly a solecism when events are commonly described as "Women's Ashes" or "Men's 100 metres".
Please don't compound this with Jesuitical, self-serving, hair-splitting arguments. You are both admins and meant to be showing an example around here. Let that be the end of it.
Had Sir not been so determined to show off a simple "Yes" would have sufficed. One hopes Sir does not spend his days displaying such ungentlemanly behaviour to the students of the six counties?
Can't say I've ever met a Jesuit.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 12:25 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
Do you think Jesuits declare themselves openly and go about amongst us like ordinary men? The day you discover that you've met a Jesuit is the day you know your minutes are numbered.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 13:12 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by jdaw1
djewesbury wrote:Do you think Jesuits declare themselves openly and go about amongst us like ordinary men? The day you discover that you've met a Jesuit is the day you know your minutes are numbered.
Douglas Adams wrote:The Galaxy is littered with ex-Pralite monks, all on the make, because the mental control techniques the Order have evolved as a form of devotional discipline are, frankly, sensational — and extra-ordinary numbers of monks leave the Order just after they have finished their devotional training and just before they take their final vows to stay locked in small metal boxes for the rest of their lives.
Re: Apostrophe crimes
Posted: 14:06 Mon 31 Aug 2015
by djewesbury
The wonderful, updated version of Tapatalk says that I wrote the second quote there. But I must disclaim that credit and give it to its rightful recipient, the great Douglas Adams.