ThePortForum.com

Posted: **13:56 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

We all have other lives and do things that the others know little about, so here are a couple that none of us would have suspected:

Julian;
Derek;
Alan;
Alex B;
Alex K

Posted: **22:23 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

Well, I never knew I was a show wrestler from Germany...click!

Posted: **22:26 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

You've cut your hair again.

Posted: **22:43 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

I also seem to have got me some tattoos and piercings - must have been in the aftermath of a seriously good offline!..

Posted: **22:46 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

Hang on, I just noticed Alex B is a wrestler as well: showdown time!

Posted: **22:48 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

Yep - a 140 pounder. Should be a hell of a contest.

Posted: **22:54 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

So it seems I was born in 1926 and died at the age of 79 - I hope you all enjoy my cellar

Derek

Posted: **23:02 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

You seem to have died at my 31st birthday Derek, coincidence? [que twilight zone theme song]

Posted: **23:04 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

Derek T. wrote:So it seems I was born in 1926 and died at the age of 79 - I hope you all enjoy my cellar

Derek

Yeah - but look at your times as a septuagenarian

Posted: **23:26 Sun 05 Aug 2007**

I would have preferred a slightly slower time and a chance to post a result as an Octogenarian

Derek

Posted: **00:30 Mon 06 Aug 2007**

I'm more worried about:

Alan Considine says:
"I really wish that alien's came and took me away"

Posted: **00:33 Mon 06 Aug 2007**

I think that explains a lot

Posted: **00:34 Mon 06 Aug 2007**

That cant be me. He spends most of his time lying around, drinking and womanising. And he's clearly WASTING the rest of his time!

Posted: **12:59 Wed 08 Aug 2007**

I should point out that the apostrophe crime in Alan's links proves beyond doubt that it is him.

Posted: **16:38 Thu 09 Aug 2007**

I am not the author of the History of The British Pig. Not me.

Posted: **17:58 Thu 09 Aug 2007**

You can't believe everything you read - or hear...

According to Radio 4 I've got some sort of catering business in a place called Ambridge - they keep telling people about it - almost every day!

- but I keep telling 'em - I've never been there...

Tom

Dum de dum de dum de dum....

ThePortForum.com

Secret Lives

Secret Lives

I am not the author of the History of The British Pig.