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In order to celebrate this momentous event , I shall go outside and drink another glass of Offley Colheita 1980 ( It's raining rather heavily at the moment )

Luc,

I always worry, asking you questions like this...

But if its raining heavily, and your drinking a glass of Port...

Why would you go outside into that heavy rain???

Alan

Well Alan , I was in the car and I wanted to see If the windshield wipers functioned while I drank Port .

Of Course!!!

Well that puts my mind at rest.

Alan , your response , how ever short , was simply hilarious .
I am rolling on the floor , as we speak .

Did the rain make your pancakes go soggy?

Derek

Derek , hasn't anyone ever told you , that when you eat pancakes in a care in the rain , you always , and I cannot stress this point enough , have the air conditioning working . . .

Luc wrote:Derek , hasn't anyone ever told you , that when you eat pancakes in a care in the rain , you always , and I cannot stress this point enough , have the air conditioning working . . .

Thanks, Luc. That is a sound principle which I will now add to my belief system and will never dare to attempt to eat pancakes in the rain under any other conditions.

Derek

Always glad to point a fellow Portonian in the right direction .

Luc,

Some of us think you have flashes of surrealism. (We're only jealous)
So, without that in mind, I stumbled across a Dog having a fight with its foot. As I smiled, it dawned on me this Dog would fit in your world. In fact, is it your Dog???


Alan

Those flashes of surrealism are electric discharges in the cerebral cortex .
Most epileptics have them . I know were of I speak , I was diagnosed with Juvenile Myoclonic Epilepsy at the age of 18 .

But It hasn't prevented me form developping a healthy yearning for Port & peanut butter . . .

My 1000th post.

Not worth it: Dow’s Quinta do Bomfim 1987 is better than Cruz Vintage Port 1989.

Jules,

Well done. A surefire indication you like this Forum an that your amongst friends. Look forward to meeting you again on the 28th. Remember its with pure affection that I will take you gently by the throat!

Alan[/b]

Félicitation , Julian !!