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Criminal?
Posted: 00:32 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by DRT
Looking for books on a well known internet site I came across this...

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The bottle pictured is obviously suffering from Niepoort 1997 syndrome. The price is quite astonishing.
I hope no one is niaive enough to be taken in by this seller.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:36 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by djewesbury
It says 'x24'. That would be £71 each. But yes I have noticed a rash of implausibly priced things on this and other, similar websites.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:37 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by djewesbury
(PS the books are in a different part of the shop, sir...)
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:38 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:(PS the books are in a different part of the shop, sir...)
It is a very clever shop. You go in for a book and they sell Port at the till.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:39 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:It says 'x24'. That would be £71 each.
Yes. But you can buy it (if you are stupid) for £400ish per case of 12.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:44 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:djewesbury wrote:(PS the books are in a different part of the shop, sir...)
It is a very clever shop. You go in for a book and they sell Port at the till.
They must have clocked you previously.. Very canny, these people from that big river in South America...
DRT wrote:djewesbury wrote:It says 'x24'. That would be £71 each.
Yes. But you can buy it (if you are stupid) for £400ish per case of 12.
Oh I know. Believe me, I know. Funny that they chose to photograph such an afflicted bottle..
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:46 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by DRT
By strange coincidence I have 12 bottles of this wonderful stuff.
Would you like to buy it from me for £4,567.54 per case of six packed in wood and cling-film?
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:53 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:By strange coincidence I have 12 bottles of this wonderful stuff.
Would you like to buy it from me for £4,567.54 per case of six packed in wood and cling-film?
please move to my 'Everyday VP' thread! At a price like that it's a bargain!!
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:58 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:DRT wrote:By strange coincidence I have 12 bottles of this wonderful stuff.
Would you like to buy it from me for £4,567.54 per case of six packed in wood and cling-film?
please move to my 'Everyday VP' thread! At a price like that it's a bargain!!
Sorry, I've decided I can't let them go so cheaply. I'd be giving up the chance of so much Port reduction sauce.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 07:41 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by uncle tom
Yesterday whilst searching eBay, I came across a raft of items that should have had prices around the £1-£2 mark, that were priced at over £1,000.
Perhaps one of the online retail platforms has gone off the rails..
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 16:07 Mon 30 Sep 2013
by Glenn E.
DRT wrote:The bottle pictured is obviously suffering from Niepoort 1997 syndrome.
I seem to be lucky. I have never encountered Niepoort 1997 syndrome, and in fact my remaining 5 bottles are all pristine. I had 6, but felt that I needed to perform quality assurance on one bottle after first hearing of this nefarious malady.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 00:22 Tue 01 Oct 2013
by DRT
When I last checked with Seckfords my case was in good condition with no leakers. Perhaps it is time to check again.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 10:55 Tue 01 Oct 2013
by DRT
DRT wrote:When I last checked with Seckfords my case was in good condition with no leakers. Perhaps it is time to check again.
Seven leakers out of twelve

Re: Criminal?
Posted: 11:18 Tue 01 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:DRT wrote:When I last checked with Seckfords my case was in good condition with no leakers. Perhaps it is time to check again.
Seven leakers out of twelve

I wonder whether now is the time to remind you of this?
DRT wrote:Dirk has a history of replacing leaking bottles of Ni97 with bottles of the latest vintage.
Happy Days!
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 11:27 Tue 01 Oct 2013
by DRT
I am testing that theory.
Re: Criminal?
Posted: 11:29 Tue 01 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:I am testing that theory.
Let us know what response you get...