In an email a few months ago JDAW wrote:• On Sun 25 May 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 10lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
• On Sun 01 Jun 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 8lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to ThePortForum team for consumption without DRT at The Bung Hole.
• On Sun 08 Jun 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 6lb, with the penalty for failure being £100 paid electronically to account of DRT’s ex wife.
• On Sun 15 Jun 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 4lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
• On Sun 22 Jun 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 2lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to ThePortForum team for consumption without DRT at The Bung Hole.
• On Sun 29 Jun 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 2lb, with the penalty for failure being £100 paid electronically to account of DRT’s ex wife.
• On Sun 06 Jul 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 17st 0lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
• On Sun 13 Jul 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 12lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to ThePortForum team for consumption without DRT at The Bung Hole.
• On Sun 20 Jul 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 10lb, with the penalty for failure being £100 paid electronically to account of DRT’s ex wife.
• On Sun 27 Jul 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 8lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
• On Sun 03 Aug 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 6lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to ThePortForum team for consumption without DRT at The Bung Hole.
• On Sun 10 Aug 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 4lb, with the penalty for failure being £100 paid electronically to account of DRT’s ex wife.
• On Sun 17 Aug 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 2lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
• On Sun 24 Aug 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 16st 0lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to ThePortForum team for consumption without DRT at The Bung Hole.
• On Sun 31 Aug 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 15st 12lb, with the penalty for failure being £100 paid electronically to account of DRT’s ex wife.
• On Sun 07 Sep 2014 DRT will weigh, at most, 15st 10lb, with the penalty for failure being a bottle of excellent Port, ≤1970, donated to the Wisemans, for consumption without DRT.
I managed to negotiate my way out of the ex wife payments but the other fines are real. I have not yet been fined.