The Five Word Novel

Tarne · Post by **Tarne** » 17:48 Sun 29 Nov 2020

unfit for an epicurian with

nac · Post by **nac** » 08:47 Mon 30 Nov 2020

no obvious means of obtaining

Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 18:27 Tue 01 Dec 2020

perfect with Icelandic rotted shark.

benread · Post by **benread** » 08:20 Sun 06 Dec 2020

With the Christmas season approaching

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Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 08:58 Sun 06 Dec 2020

and Churchill’s launching a club,

benread · Post by **benread** » 09:01 Sun 06 Dec 2020

(Perfect for the port aficionado)

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Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 18:22 Sun 06 Dec 2020

, and remarkably well appreciated by

nac · Post by **nac** » 07:30 Thu 10 Dec 2020

all those waiting for opportunities

benread · Post by **benread** » 13:30 Thu 10 Dec 2020

to go to the local

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Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 17:23 Thu 10 Dec 2020

remedial yoga society that was

benread · Post by **benread** » 17:32 Thu 10 Dec 2020

previously shut down for nefarious

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Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 19:53 Fri 11 Dec 2020

counterfeiting of priceless Vintage Port.

Post by **DRT** » 23:41 Sun 13 Dec 2020

The policeman donned his mask

Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 10:20 Tue 15 Dec 2020

and girded his loins before

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 12:15 Tue 15 Dec 2020

selecting his Port tongs to

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 21:56 Tue 15 Dec 2020

, at a social distance, frisk

Post by **DRT** » 11:05 Fri 18 Dec 2020

the Amazon delivery driver, who

benread · Post by **benread** » 13:48 Fri 18 Dec 2020

arrived on my doorstep wearing

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winesecretary · Post by **winesecretary** » 21:32 Fri 18 Dec 2020

pointe shoes and a smile

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 22:53 Fri 18 Dec 2020

and very little else. Coincidentally

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 23:25 Fri 18 Dec 2020

the policeman also had a

Post by **DRT** » 18:40 Sat 19 Dec 2020

magnum decanter tattooed on his

benread · Post by **benread** » 10:25 Sun 20 Dec 2020

inner thigh. You’re probably wondering

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Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 15:41 Sun 20 Dec 2020

where he kept the stopper

Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 18:24 Sat 26 Dec 2020

and his cleaning balls. Meanwhile,

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 20:13 Sun 03 Jan 2021

a wonderful glass of Scion

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 03:25 Thu 07 Jan 2021

Suddenly emerged from his wife’s

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 21:53 Thu 07 Jan 2021

décolletage. Startled, the vicar leapt

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 23:12 Thu 07 Jan 2021

And enquired of the Bishop...

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 23:51 Thu 07 Jan 2021

Who alas was not from Norwich

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 00:32 Fri 08 Jan 2021

"why do you bash the

Post by **PhilW** » 16:04 Fri 08 Jan 2021

IVDP for their policy on

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 23:00 Fri 08 Jan 2021

aguardente when obviously you are

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 09:56 Sat 09 Jan 2021

an old soak who couldn’t

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 16:52 Sun 10 Jan 2021

even incite those of a

nac · Post by **nac** » 15:59 Thu 14 Jan 2021

nervous disposition to rail against

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 16:45 Thu 14 Jan 2021

the lack of wood aged

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 08:02 Mon 18 Jan 2021

Port. Yet, there were bigger...

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 12:37 Mon 18 Jan 2021

and more pressing issues that

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 08:44 Wed 20 Jan 2021

festered in the Bishop’s mind.

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 09:30 Wed 20 Jan 2021

After all, there was the

Chris Doty · Post by **Chris Doty** » 11:11 Wed 20 Jan 2021

unresolved matter of that nubile...

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 19:31 Wed 20 Jan 2021

and voluptuous statue that appeared

Post by **PhilW** » 08:36 Thu 21 Jan 2021

to have been based on

Doggett · Post by **Doggett** » 11:50 Thu 21 Jan 2021

Dona Antónia Adelaide Ferreira, who

Jasper May · Post by **Jasper May** » 18:54 Thu 21 Jan 2021

had a nice little sideline

benread · Post by **benread** » 05:19 Fri 09 Apr 2021

acting as a purveyor of

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Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 18:39 Tue 13 Apr 2021

rare and exquisite antique French

winesecretary · Post by **winesecretary** » 22:22 Tue 13 Apr 2021

dames de compagnie to ingenue