Gentlemen of a certain age, should always keep a check on themselves.
Right, bear with me. I want you to stare in to this Cats Eyes for a full ten seconds.
Then after ten continous seconds, scroll down.
Right. Thanks for that. Now stare into the puppies eyes for a further ten seconds. Then scroll down. Now concentrate.
Thank You.
Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete!
Alan 