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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 12:56 Thu 17 Oct 2013
by Alex Bridgeman
DRT wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
DRT wrote:really enjoying my Talisker?
After last weekend, that is not what you should be doing. Do I detect, ahem, a lapse?
Oops.
And this after I (tried to) force you to eat a salad. We are doing our best to keep you on the straight and narrow!

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 13:07 Thu 17 Oct 2013
by DRT
AHB wrote:
DRT wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
DRT wrote:really enjoying my Talisker?
After last weekend, that is not what you should be doing. Do I detect, ahem, a lapse?
Oops.
And this after I (tried to) force you to eat a salad. We are doing our best to keep you on the straight and narrow!
The salad poisoned me and I forgot not to drink the Talisker. Evil stuff salad is.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 13:24 Thu 17 Oct 2013
by Alex Bridgeman
DRT wrote:Evil stuff salad is.
And now you're constructing your posts as if you were Yoda...

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 13:41 Thu 17 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
AHB wrote:
DRT wrote:Evil stuff salad is.
And now you're constructing your posts as if you were Yoda...
That'll be the salad deficiency.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:43 Thu 17 Oct 2013
by Glenn E.
DRT wrote:Evil stuff salad is.
Salad is what food eats.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 16:48 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=63071#p63071]Here[/url] DRT wrote:I don't think AW77s example is !

! is a persons tendency to !

What is being debated here is a persons tendency !
Thrice?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 16:49 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=63071#p63071]Here[/url] DRT wrote:I don't think AW77s example is !

! is a persons tendency to !

What is being debated here is a persons tendency !
Thrice?
Cruel. You beat me to it.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 17:13 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by DRT
jdaw1 wrote:
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=63071#p63071]Here[/url] DRT wrote:I don't think AW77s example is !

! is a persons tendency to !

What is being debated here is a persons tendency !
Thrice?
I feel so ashamed.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 17:38 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=63071#p63071]Here[/url] DRT wrote:I don't think AW77s example is !

! is a persons tendency to !

What is being debated here is a persons tendency !
Thrice?
I feel so ashamed.
I have noticed that there is an inconsistency in the targets selected for apostrophic ridicule re-education. One of the reasons I didn't post this (admittedly horrendous) set of crimes was that DRT was shamed only recently. The wheel must surely turn; or else every crime must be punished alike, whoever commits it.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 17:40 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by DRT
Who do you think has gotten away with murder?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 18:00 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Who do you think has gotten away with murder?
sshhh... *whispers*... Tom...

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 18:04 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Who do you think has gotten away with murder?
sshhh... *whispers*... Tom...
Go for it.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 18:14 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Who do you think has gotten away with murder?
sshhh... *whispers*... Tom...
Go for it.
No no. Once you go down that route, it's all out war. Ah no. We'll just wait until you fall on your arse again.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 19:58 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
I have not bothered with those for whom English is a second language, nor with Tom because he just won’t care. But I’m not stopping anybody else from trying to repair his punctuation. Good luck.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 20:00 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by DRT
I think the general rule is that exemption is given to those whose first language is not English and those beyond redemption, which would include but not only be Tom.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 20:47 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
eth = ð ≠ δ = delta.

Edit:
uncle tom, by PM, wrote:Well spotted!

- Corrected.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 21:01 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:We'll just wait until you fall on your arse again.
Phew! It hit the ground with a bump a couple of minutes ago but I bounced back up before anyone noticed :D

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 21:03 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:We'll just wait until you fall on your arse again.
Phew! It hit the ground with a bump a couple of minutes ago but I bounced back up before anyone noticed :D
:lol:

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 21:04 Sat 19 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
DRT wrote:but I bounced back up before anyone noticed
I had noticed, and was writing to Daniel to say that it was his turn to post here, when, just in time, you fixed it.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:04 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
In a PM discussing apostrophes djewesbury wrote:Derek has inserted it somewhere its not meant to be.
Irony?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:06 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
Too clever by half my son. You didnt get my joke.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:07 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:Too clever by half my son. You didnt get my joke.
An easy excuse to make after the fact.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:07 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
Ha you missed that one. Which proves my point.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:09 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:Ha you missed that one. Which proves my point.
No, I didn't. Rule 42b says that intentional apostrophe crimes in the apostrophe crimes thread go uncommented upon and are treated with the contempt they deserve.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:10 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
Im jus' playin' with you.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:11 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
Where's my black cap? I'm going to need that later.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:29 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:36 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
No crime committed.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:44 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
No crime committed.
Really?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:47 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
It is a landmass completely surround by water. Just like Rockall.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:49 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:53 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
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Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:54 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
Didn't work.

Try again. Or just admit you are wrong.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:56 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:Didn't work.

Try again. Or just admit you are wrong.
It's the third letter of the alphabet I'm concentrating on here....

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 22:58 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by DRT
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Didn't work.

Try again. Or just admit you are wrong.
It's the third letter of the alphabet I'm concentrating on here....
{Hangs head in shame and walks off behind the bike sheds to cry uncontrollably or bully a weakling}

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 23:00 Sun 20 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Didn't work.

Try again. Or just admit you are wrong.
It's the third letter of the alphabet I'm concentrating on here....
{Hangs head in shame and walks off behind the bike sheds to cry uncontrollably or bully a weakling}
It's the way you stuck to your guns that I most admire. Now, good night. Blub on.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 17:25 Mon 21 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
vinousmedia.com wrote:the 2010 literally explodes from the glass with seemingly endless layers of fruit
And the ‟seemingly” was so good.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 17:27 Mon 21 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:
vinousmedia.com wrote:the 2010 literally explodes from the glass with seemingly endless layers of fruit
And the ‟seemingly” was so good.
:lol: I'm not sure this wine should be allowed.. It sounds (literally) terrifying..

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 08:50 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
The BBC, in [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24654682]transcribing an interview with Sir Roger Moore[/url], wrote:I haven't had full approval from all the publishers, but its going to be called One Lucky !

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:02 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by PhilW
jdaw1 wrote:
vinousmedia.com wrote:the 2010 literally explodes from the glass with seemingly endless layers of fruit
And the ‟seemingly” was so good.
Not seeing the crime...?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:03 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
PhilW wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
vinousmedia.com wrote:the 2010 literally explodes from the glass with seemingly endless layers of fruit
And the ‟seemingly” was so good.
Not seeing the crime...?
Because it's not an apostrophe crime, it's an abuse of the English language - literally. I think JDAW needs a new thread, called 'JDAW's syntax and grammar watch'. Or something.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:23 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
Literally, or metaphorically?

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:25 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by PhilW
I guessed it could be "seemingly endless" but didn't want to start another discussion which would be "almost exactly" the same as one we had last year, if that were the issue.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:27 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by PhilW
djewesbury wrote:I think JDAW needs a new thread, called 'JDAW's syntax and grammar watch'. Or something.
I think this thread serves well enough for all language abuses; we don't need "oxymoron crimes", "spelling crimes" etc...

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:28 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
jdaw1 wrote:Literally, or metaphorically?
Sometimes I wonder if.. No. Nothing.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 14:35 Sat 26 Oct 2013
by PhilW
PhilW wrote:At auction last year a pair of bottles of 1900 Constantino Colheita went for £420 hammer, of which the seller would have received about £350, so about £175/bottle. I believe these were in very good condition with good fill levels and no capsule damage, if I remember correctly. Depending on condition and storage of your bottles, I would suggest that you might therefore expect to get up to around £160/bottle in a private sale, which is fairly close to Glenn's estimate also.
Hmm. Perhaps not a crime exactly, but I'm reprimanding myself for comma over-enthusiasm. Indeed now I think about it, I absolve myself and blame JDAW for giving me a dose of the commas (and also for the fact that I'm thinking about circles, squares and octagons when I should be doing company accounts!).

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 00:21 Thu 31 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
LGTrotter, [url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=7626#p63751]here,[/url] wrote:Mr Saintsbury's favourite port was one that had been in cask for 8 years I think, the one he said that had exorcised it's devil and replaced it with an angel. Irrelavent I realise but it came to me just then. I'll have to go and find the book now.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 00:31 Thu 31 Oct 2013
by jdaw1
I recently PM’d him asking about his first language. But if the sharks have bitten, then all in.
[url=http://www.theportforum.com/viewtopic.php?p=63733#p63733]Here[/url] LGTrotter wrote:(you see now why I did not get into Julians question)

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 00:36 Thu 31 Oct 2013
by LGTrotter
I knew the scourge awaited, I apologise. There will be many, many more.

Just to flagellate a little further (bought up catholic) I came within an ace of of writing 'no' instead of 'know' earlier. I weep for the future.

Re: Apostrophe crimes

Posted: 00:38 Thu 31 Oct 2013
by djewesbury
LGTrotter wrote:(bought up
This is the gift that keeps giving. We might need a new forum just for this.