One quiz at a time

Post by **Alex Bridgeman** » 00:29 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Sauvignon Blanc and playing wheelchair rugby

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:30 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
jdaw1 wrote:
djewesbury wrote:at 12.30pm
Is the time important?
It has no significance except that's when I did these things. Who can say, perhaps that's useful to know.
Did "these things" have to be (or were best) done during daylight hours?

no

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:30 Wed 27 Nov 2013

AHB wrote:Sauvignon Blanc and playing wheelchair rugby

no

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:30 Wed 27 Nov 2013

LGTrotter wrote:Mah Jong and pinot gris?

no

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:31 Wed 27 Nov 2013

LGTrotter wrote:Alsace and pool.

no

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:31 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:Chablis and (knowingly) eating horse?

no

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:32 Wed 27 Nov 2013

I would love a good Chablis soon, and horse is delicious. Horse carpaccio especially lovely.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 00:32 Wed 27 Nov 2013

I have to pack my bags for tomorrow. Back in 15 minutes. Maybe less.

Post by **DRT** » 00:32 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Sex with Chardonnay?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:36 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:Sex with Chardonnay?

Lock the doors, he's on all night!

Trampolining and water?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:37 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Do we crack the double century tonight or save it for the morrow?

Post by **DRT** » 00:39 Wed 27 Nov 2013

LGTrotter wrote:Do we crack the double century tonight or save it for the morrow?

Tonight.

Ten pin bowling and beer?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:41 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Your own washing and ouzo. For a quick single.

Post by **DRT** » 00:43 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Tidied your office whilst drinking coffee?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:44 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Colonic and Ginseng.

Post by **DRT** » 00:45 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Trimmed your beard whilst drinking meths?

Post by **jdaw1** » 00:45 Wed 27 Nov 2013

LGTrotter wrote:Colonic and Ginseng.

If there was confusion, we don’t want to be told about it.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:47 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:Trimmed your beard whilst drinking meths?

Like where you're going with this.

Red Biddy and slept in you own vomit stained suit?

Post by **DRT** » 00:47 Wed 27 Nov 2013

jdaw1 wrote:
LGTrotter wrote:Colonic and Ginseng.
If there was confusion, we don’t want to be told about it.

Ouch. And ouch.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:49 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Hit a man with an artificial leg whilst drinking British Sherry out of a bottle in a paper bag?

Post by **DRT** » 00:49 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Played Monopoly drinking Coca-cola?

Post by **DRT** » 00:51 Wed 27 Nov 2013

{tap, tap, tap}

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:52 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Clue o'clock.

Quoits and stout.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:53 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:{tap, tap, tap}

Post by **jdaw1** » 00:54 Wed 27 Nov 2013

And so we reach the two hundredth page of One quiz at a time.

Carry on.

Post by **DRT** » 00:56 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Created a piece of art whilst drinking Sauternes?

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 00:56 Wed 27 Nov 2013

jdaw1 wrote:And so we reach the two hundredth page of One quiz at a time.

Carry on.

Is this a guess? In which case; Threw a pot and drank tea.

Post by **DRT** » 00:58 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Got on a bus drinking white Bordeaux wrapped in brown paper?

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:00 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:Created a piece of art whilst drinking Sauternes?

Derek is correct.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 01:00 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Made a matchstick model of the Forth Bridge whilst drinking wolfschmitt?

Post by **DRT** » 01:00 Wed 27 Nov 2013

djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Created a piece of art whilst drinking Sauternes?
Derek is correct.

poop. Goodnight.

LGTrotter · Post by **LGTrotter** » 01:01 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Night!

Post by **DRT** » 01:02 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Created a piece of art whilst drinking Sauternes?
Derek is correct.
poop. Goodnight.

Wait.

How do you create a piece of art at a precise time of day?

I demand evidence.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:03 Wed 27 Nov 2013

In fact it wasn't Sauternes but it was white wine. In fact it was a bottle of 2010 Tiara. The thing I hadn't done since 2004 was a piece of performance art. I was asked to reprise, as part of the 20th anniversary celebrations of an organisation I've been involved in for 19 years, a piece I made in 2000. This took the form of a lecture with a video element, timed to last the length of a chilled bottle of white wine.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:05 Wed 27 Nov 2013

If you google Daniel Jewesbury Catalyst Arts you might find evidence. You may need to add golden thread gallery to that.

Post by **DRT** » 01:06 Wed 27 Nov 2013

The question said 2004. Your answer says 2000. Please explain.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:09 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:The question said 2004. Your answer says 2000. Please explain.

I have not made a performance since 2004. Indeed, it was a version of this performance. But the original version was written in 2000.
Bottom of this page:
http://goldenthreadgallery.co.uk/event/ ... ish-art-x/

Post by **DRT** » 01:11 Wed 27 Nov 2013

djewesbury wrote:timed to last the length of a chilled bottle of white wine.

Description of artwork wrote:Approx. 25 minutes

Go to the top of the class.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:12 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:timed to last the length of a chilled bottle of white wine.
Description of artwork wrote:Approx. 25 minutes
Go to the top of the class.

It calms the nerves somewhat. And it's a very useful timing mechanism. And I made sure to have a large breakfast.

Post by **DRT** » 01:13 Wed 27 Nov 2013

It is too late and we are too few to start a new question. I am probably not going to be active here for 36 hours.

I, DRT, being of sound mind and under no undue influence hereby cede my turn to ask a question to Glenn E.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 01:15 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:It is too late and we are too few to start a new question. I am probably not going to be active here for 36 hours.

I, DRT, being of sound mind and under no undue influence hereby cede my turn to ask a question to Glenn E.

Hmm. He may not find out for a while! But we have more urgent matters to attend to.

See you tomorrow!

Post by **DRT** » 01:15 Wed 27 Nov 2013

djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:It is too late and we are too few to start a new question. I am probably not going to be active here for 36 hours.

I, DRT, being of sound mind and under no undue influence hereby cede my turn to ask a question to Glenn E.
Hmm. He may not find out for a while! But we have more urgent matters to attend to.

See you tomorrow!

Precisely.

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 06:02 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:It is too late and we are too few to start a new question. I am probably not going to be active here for 36 hours.

I, DRT, being of sound mind and under no undue influence hereby cede my turn to ask a question to Glenn E.

Wait... what? Is that legal?

Does that count as two questions? Crap... three? ARRRGH.

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 06:04 Wed 27 Nov 2013

I'm afraid to ask a question, as I fear that there will be 11 pages of guesses by the time I wake up.

I re-cede to whoever first asks a question.

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 07:52 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Oh dear. This thread might quietly lapse into desuetude, what with the usual suspects off drinking port..
Owen, ask Glenn a question?

Post by **DRT** » 08:03 Wed 27 Nov 2013

Perhaps we should have a period of nothingness?

djewesbury · Post by **djewesbury** » 08:18 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:Perhaps we should have a period of nothingness?

Hmm. Is that your question? You asked it after all..

It's rather metaphysical isn't it..?

Post by **DRT** » 10:52 Wed 27 Nov 2013

djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Perhaps we should have a period of nothingness?
Hmm. Is that your question? You asked it after all..

It's rather metaphysical isn't it..?

Given that you responded within 15 minutes the answer to my question is clearly "no".

Daniel's turn.

Glenn E. · Post by **Glenn E.** » 17:13 Wed 27 Nov 2013

DRT wrote:
djewesbury wrote:
DRT wrote:Perhaps we should have a period of nothingness?
Hmm. Is that your question? You asked it after all..

It's rather metaphysical isn't it..?
Given that you responded within 15 minutes the answer to my question is clearly "no".

Daniel's turn.

Ah, but Daniel has already asked his question. The answer to Daniel's question is yes.

My turn again?

Post by **DRT** » 01:11 Thu 28 Nov 2013

Glenn E. wrote:My turn again?

Please proceed.