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Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:52 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like was raw?
He'll eat most creatures raw. But not plants. Plants need to be cooked. Or, better yet, left out.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:53 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by Glenn E.
The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:54 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
djewesbury wrote:The one he didn't like was cooked à la Rockefeller.
"What a bizarre thing to do to oysters," says the man.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:54 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
You clean your oysters? Heretic.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:55 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
The one he didn't like had soy on it.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:56 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
No. Just shuck it and slurp.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:56 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
djewesbury wrote:The one he didn't like had soy on it.
"Tofu is the work of Satan."
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:57 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
SCP-DFF wrote:Glenn E. wrote:The one he didn't like had not been sufficiently cleaned and so contained sand/grit?
No. Just shuck it and slurp.
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Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:58 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by Glenn E.
The one he didn't like was a Pacific oyster?
(I know nothing about oysters. Slimey little devils. Sauté the little bar steward in butter, I say.)
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 22:58 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by jdaw1
Sitting next to Her Indoors, we were discussing the art of being the question master. ‟You could be merciful”, I suggested. Answer: ‟No, this is fun.”
Sorry chaps.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:00 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
The one he didn't like was too small.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:01 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by Glenn E.
It was too briney?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:02 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
It was green, dry, and had the face of Adrian Bridge?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:04 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
djewesbury wrote:It was green, dry, and had the face of Adrian Bridge?
(Admin, feel free to delete!)
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:08 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by Glenn E.
djewesbury wrote:(Admin, feel free to delete!)
No! That counts as a guess!
He hurt himself opening it?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:09 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
He didn't hurt himself opening it?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:10 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
Wasn't too small. Wasn't too briney. And I don't know who Adrian Bridge is. Sorry!
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:10 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by LGTrotter
He was sad because it was the last one.
Writer for the Telegraph, so I hear.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:11 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
The oyster man behind the counter shucked them all for us.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:12 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
SCP-DFF wrote:Wasn't too small. Wasn't too briney. And I don't know who Adrian Bridge is. Sorry!
Adrian Bridge is the greatest man in Oporto, by common consent.
It was a Jesuit.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:13 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
LGTrotter wrote:He was sad because it was the last one.
Yeah, he might have been a little bummed, but that wasn't the problem.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:14 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by Glenn E.
I suppose the obvious must be asked, but politely...
It wasn't fresh?
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:16 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by SCP-DFF
Glenn E. wrote:I suppose the obvious must be asked, but politely...
It wasn't fresh?
No. They all came out of the ocean one hour previously. So, all super fresh.
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:40 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by djewesbury
It was inappropriately dressed (as in salad, not as in Janet Jackson).
Re: One quiz at a time
Posted: 23:52 Wed 04 Dec 2013
by AW77
He chocked on the last oyster. That's why he didn't like it (the loud cough in front of all the other people in the restaurant embarrassed him).