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Conky
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A Feel Good Story.

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I don't normally pass these feel good stories around but this one is special. In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chester Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.


Probably wasn't the same elephant.


:D Alan :D....... Gives you a warm glow.
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KillerB
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Is this a shaggy elephant story?
Port is basically a red drink
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Luc
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Mbembe probably forgot to take his Pinot More that morning . . .
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This thread has made me waste a lot of time...

I've heard this anecdote before, although the main character was a British big game hunter, and he re-discovered the Elephant (not) while visiting a circus... but it was on tape, and a long time ago...

It was followed by a song that I won't inflict, that is every bit as mentally poisonous as Spitting Image's 'Chicken song'

Despite endless Googling to remind me, I couldn't recall the name of the comic duo who performed it.

Then it came to me - Flotsam and Jetsam, a duo of the 30's and 40's (not to be confused with a later rock group of the same name)

This link is to a CD that contains neither the monologue nor the infuriating ditty, but it does provide a little background..

Tom

http://www.musichallcds.com/var10_page.htm
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly - W.S. Churchill
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Post by Conky »

Which just goes to show you...

There's no NEW jokes, just jokes you havn't heard of before!!!

:lol: Alan :lol:
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Luc
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uncle tom wrote:This thread has made me waste a lot of time...

I've heard this anecdote before, although the main character was a British big game hunter, and he re-discovered the Elephant (not) while visiting a circus... but it was on tape, and a long time ago...

It was followed by a song that I won't inflict, that is every bit as mentally poisonous as Spitting Image's 'Chicken song'

Despite endless Googling to remind me, I couldn't recall the name of the comic duo who performed it.

Then it came to me - Flotsam and Jetsam, a duo of the 30's and 40's (not to be confused with a later rock group of the same name)
What in heavens name does a flotsam & jetsam eat for breakfast ???

This link is to a CD that contains neither the monologue nor the infuriating ditty, but it does provide a little background..

Tom

http://www.musichallcds.com/var10_page.htm
Conky
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Post by Conky »

This story has just appeared on another well known Port Site.

Just goes to show you, ahead of the field! :lol: :lol: :lol:

At least in crap jokes, anyway!

Alan
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Luc
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Post by Luc »

Alan ,
I always knew you were full It . :wink:
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