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Luc · Post by **Luc** » 13:42 Mon 20 Aug 2007

By the by , Alan et Derek , what is the F-plan

Post by **DRT** » 14:22 Mon 20 Aug 2007

The F-Plan is the shorthand name for

"The Port Forum Offline Number 2 - A Fonseca Vertical from 1920 to 2000 to be held at Conky's House, St Helens, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom on 1 September 2007. Planned start time 18:00"

F-Plan is just easier to remember

Derek

Luc · Post by **Luc** » 14:56 Mon 20 Aug 2007

My next question is , how many vowels in the F-plan ?

Post by **DRT** » 22:23 Wed 22 Aug 2007

There are 2 vowels in The F-Plan

Conky · Post by **Conky** » 22:35 Wed 22 Aug 2007

Why did Luc ask such an abstract question, about vowels?

Thats a better question?

Andy Velebil · Post by **Andy Velebil** » 22:38 Wed 22 Aug 2007

but how many non-vowels and non-constants are there?

Conky · Post by **Conky** » 22:42 Wed 22 Aug 2007

What substances did you take to get on Luc's level? And are they legal?

Andy Velebil · Post by **Andy Velebil** » 22:43 Wed 22 Aug 2007

Only while taken during my offical duties, and while carring a gun....So do you feel lucky punk!

Post by **DRT** » 22:50 Wed 22 Aug 2007

ADV wrote:but how many non-vowels and non-constants are there?

1

Andy Velebil · Post by **Andy Velebil** » 22:51 Wed 22 Aug 2007

Derek, you obviously arn't drinking enough tonight

but good answer and correct....now open another bottle and start drinking

Conky · Post by **Conky** » 22:56 Wed 22 Aug 2007

I hope I'm not ruining the importance of this thread, but I got half a case of Otima 10yr old deliverded today and after a bottle of cheap Chard, I'm halfway through the 1st bottle of Tawny. Happy days. Dont expect too much High Brow stuff!

Post by **DRT** » 23:22 Wed 22 Aug 2007

I am in a hotel that does not sell port

Conky · Post by **Conky** » 23:27 Wed 22 Aug 2007

My tad of sympathy, is counter-balanced, by the thought you could have brought your own, and your funnel...Oops! I forgot. Honest Guv...

Post by **DRT** » 23:29 Wed 22 Aug 2007

I think I may have to go ot and buy a bottle tomorrow so that I don't have to suffer this pain for another night

Conky · Post by **Conky** » 23:37 Wed 22 Aug 2007

Could I be of any use???

Maybe I could drive for 4 hours, turn up, order food, and fall asleep, while you scoff the lot?

Alan

Luc · Post by **Luc** » 13:22 Thu 23 Aug 2007

Conky wrote:What substances did you take to get on Luc's level? And are they legal?

Don't you know anything !!
A Portonian never , I repeat , never gets on a level . . .
He moves to a higher plateau , upon which a new form of consciousness is bestowed . . .